The "Minorities Are Blameless No Matter What" Tactic

Al Michaels: Newton drops back....here comes the blitz from the Giants! Newton on the move...wobbly pass ....interception! Number 23 for the Giants, cornerback Corey Webster has it! 10...5...Touchdown!

Chris Collingsworth ( during the replay): What a terrible, and I do mean TERRIBLE throw by Cam Newton. I can't even call it a pass. Here he sees the double coverage with Webster and Kenny Phillips on number 89, Steve Smith, and he just unloads a dying duck regardless for a pick six.  Cam Newton has just lost the game for the Panthers. No doubt about it.

Al Michaels: Chris, why are you such a racist ? I think you're criticizing Cam's play because you're used to having a white quarterback, probably with blue eyes and blond hair. Don't you know how much pressure there is on a person of color playing quarterback in the NFL ? I'm willing to bet Joe Montana never had to deal with bigoted catcalls from the press box the way Cam does from people like you.

Chris Collingsworth: I---I----

Al Michaels: Save it for the next Tea Party rally, David Duke! I'm outta here!


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Obviously, in the above hypothetical, I'm using the old Rush Limbaugh trick of "illustrating absurdity by being absurd". The above would never happen in the real world, right ?


Maybe not in sports, but it happens every day in the world of the wacky world of lib politicians and their willing accomplices in the arrogant and lazy media. It doesn't matter if they're defending Jamie Foxx's "lord and savior" Barack HUSSEIN Obama, professional cover-up artist Susan Rice, or some other waste of human DNA, it's always the same game plan: Play the race card no matter what the issue is, even if you're a pasty white liberal living in the 'burbs who rolls up his windows whenever he drives his Volt through a black neighborhood.

The sad truth of this line of thinking is that it's, well.....racist. The whole "minorities are blameless, no matter what" tactic of the Clueless Left is incredibly demeaning. As has been explained by Rush Limbaugh and Mark Levin (and to be fair, countless others, but not nearly as well), it reduces minorities to a permanent child-like status and robs them of their individuality, which is one of God's greatest gifts to man.

Now of course, I don't ever expect the libs to ever understand the above paragraph. They're utterly incapable of rational thought and not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed. So, for their convenience, I've created a handy dandy study guide of what is actual racism:

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It was racist when the Democrat party supported slavery.

It was racist when the Democrat party formed the Ku Klux Klan.

It was racist when Democrat president and hero to the Progressivik movement Woodrow Wilson segregated the United States military.

It was racist when Margaret Sanger started Planned Parenthood, in part, to exterminate blacks.

It was racist when Democrat President Franklin Dictator Roosevelt rounded up American citizens of Japanese descent and put them in concentr---er, uh, "internment camps".

It was racist when Democrat Bull Connor used fire hoses and police dogs on Civil Rights protesters.

It was racist when Democrat governor of Arkansas Orval Faubus deployed the Arkansas National Guard to prevent black kids from attending Little Rock Central High School.

It was racist every time former Kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan and proud Democrat Robert Byrd was reelected.

It was racist when noted Democrat Jesse Jackson referred to Jews as "hymies" and New York as "Hymietown".

It was racist when noted Democrat Al Sharpton called Jews "diamond merchants" and fanned the flames of the Crown Heights riot.


It was racist when the future Chairman Obama called his own grandmother a "typical white person".


It was racist that the Democrat party's propaganda wing, PMSNBC, gave Al Sharpton a television show. (That no one watches, I'll admit, but it's still highly aggravating.)


It was racist when every lib supported the same Occupy Wall Street (bowel) Movement that the American Nazi party did.

It was racist when the source of Chris Mathews' naughtiest thoughts, Barack Obama, gave a shout out to Nelson Mandela, whose African National Congress is currently committing genocide against the Afrikaner people.

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The bottom line is this, gang: There is real racism that often leads to horror and there is imaginary racism that helps to obscure real racism. I'd like to say that America knows the difference, (In 2010 I could have. Feels like it was decades ago, huh?) but with the reelection of our Dear Leader and the re-emergence of  the mindless "minorities are blameless, no matter what" tactic, but I can't, and at the rate we're going, I don't think I ever will.


We're on the edge of complete social, economic, and political disaster. I can't gussy it up. I can't make it sound palatable. It is what it is. God help us all, the end is nigh.