Wednesday, October 31, 2012

To The Libertarians, Paleocons, and Ron Paul Supporters

As we thankfully reach the end of the campaign season, I thought it would be a really swell idea to address the libertarians, paleoconservatives, and Ron Paul supporters who think it's somehow a noble sentiment to throw their votes away on either Gary Johnson, Virgil Goode, or write in Ron Paul. According to to the latest polls from Rasmussen, you're only 1% of the vote, but if history teaches us anything, polls are nothing more than educated guesses at best and the source of wet dreams for overpaid TV pundits at very worst.


Ready ? Here we go: Please, for the love of creatures big and small, use your head for more than a hat rack and vote for Mitt Romney and as many Republicans as you possibly can in the down ticket races.


I under your concerns. In many cases I share them. I'm a Conservative, but I'm in agreement with you on a lot of things. Libertarians, I'm with you on the so-called "War on Drugs". I'm in favor of the legalization of marijuana. I'm with you on many economic issues as well. Paleocons, I'm with you on many social issues. Ron Paul supporters, I'm with you on the Federal Reserve. I'm also with you on the repealing the 17th Amendment. I know Mitt Romney isn't going to address any of these issues during the campaign, nor do I think he would address them as president. This is disappointing, but it's not the end of the world.


Dog eating, Jew hating, Catholic persecuting Barack Hussein Obama getting another term would be.


There has never been a more scandal ridden presidency like this in American history. There has never been a more dangerously incompetent presidency like this in American history. What's worse, there has never been a government that has spent this much money in world history. That's we're at, gang. We're staring into an abyss that would scare the hell out of Satan himself. Because of the actions of this president and his collectivist lackeys in CONgress and the bloated federal bureaucracy, the United States is on the edge of complete economic, political, and social disaster from which there will be no recovery.


I know many of you have qualms with the Republican party as well. I understand them and share them as well. I cringe the same way you do every time some weak willed, sit-down-when-they-pee-GOP-E type lies down for the Authoritarian Left. I, like you, find these RINO types who infest the Republican party repulsive in every way, but they're bound to be better than a committed socialist like faux Cherokee Elizabeth Warren. (Even if it's by default.) I know you hate being pushed into voting for the lesser of two evils, but it is what it is. We don't live in Fantasyland, we live in what Rush Limbaugh calls "Literalville" and there's no use in pretending otherwise.


Sure we have our disagreements, Libertarians, Paleocons, and Ron Paul supporters. Some of you hate Israel. Some of you think the Republican party is the party of the "Military-Industrial Complex". (As a side note, who seems to have more blood dripping from his fangs ? The serene Mormon who rationally laid down his case for ending Iran's ability to build nuclear weapons or the wild eyed ideologue who spikes the bin Laden football every chance he gets ?) Some of you believe in homosexual "marriage". Some of you believe the "right" to murder unborn children. Needless to say, I vehemently disagree with you and will fight you tooth and nail on these and many other issues. You know what ? That's fine. They're healthy conversations we need to have as a movement and as a country, but the last thing any of us need is Chairman Obama and his boss George $oros deciding these arguments for us.


Libertarians, Paleocons, and Ron Paul supporters, the choice is yours. Choose wisely.













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