A Lobotomy With A Rusty Scalpel

Michael Savage once described liberalism as a mental disorder. Ann Coulter, before her mid-life crisis crush on Mitt Trotsky, once said that liberalism was the philosophy of madmen. Mark Levin calls it "statism" and historian Brian Crozier calls it "totalism". All accurate descriptions to be sure, but I humbly throw my definition of liberalism into the ring:

Liberalism is a lobotomy with a rusty scalpel.


At this stage of the game, I can't even remotely figure out what liberalism is anymore. It's no longer just a moronic longing to turn the United States into the Soviet Union. It's a brain infarction loaded with so much doublethink even George Orwell wouldn't get it. According to the Moveon Mafia:

• We should trust the bloated Federal Leviathan that spies on us with our health care.
• The right to bear arms only exists for police officers, despite the fact that most liberals think every cop is some sort of fascist thug.
• Global warming is causing winters to become colder.
• The Bill of Rights no longer applies, but the"right" to murder unborn children and the "right" of Skip to marry Chip are sacrosanct.
• Racism and sexism are the worst things in the universe, unless the venom is thrown at Christian white males. At that point, it's called being "down with the struggle".
• Business owners are scumbag robber barons who are getting rich on the backs of the little guy, but a worthless hag like Beyonce is entitled to make a zillion dollars entertaining murderers like Qadaffi.
• Religion is bad, but Islam is the "Religion of Peace" no matter how many wars it causes.

We could go on and on, but it's giving me a headache.

Ladies and gentlemen, although it's fun to point out the hypocrisies that blend together to create modern liberalism, one should remember that liberalism (also known as "progressivism") is the ideological parent of communism, fascism, and Nazism. It isn't descended from the works of Smith, Burke, or the Founders, it's the love child of Karl Marx and Frederich Engels. The practice of institutional eugenics wasn't an idea that was hatched in the Third Reich, it started during the "Progressive" Era in the United States. Republicans have never rounded up American citizens, but Franklin Dictator Roosevelt did. Bull Connor, master of the fire hose, wasn't some "hater" who hung out with the Koch brothers, he was a passionate socialist. And before I forget (like the media and academia has), liberalism often means war. World War I was started with Woodrow Wilson in office. World War II started under FDR's watch. Korea started under Truman, and JFK found time between popping pills and womanizing to send American troops to Vietnam. And, let's not forget our Nobel Piece of Crap winning Dear Leader Barack Hussein Obama. He wasn't satisfied with just using America's military might to make sure the Muslim Brotherhood took over Libya. Barry wanted to start World War III in Syria and be on al-Qaeda's side.


Here's the bottom line folks: Liberalism is the most destructive idea man has ever had. Every horror of today's world can be traced back to liberalism in one way or another. If We the People don't figure a way to beat it back once and for all, "a lobotomy with a rusty scalpel" won't be a description of a political ideology gone mad, it will be a punishment in a gulag for refusing to go along with the program.

Smiley Face Genocide

When examining the horror that has been the Obama Error, one has to push past the corny slogans, the Castro-like speeches, the political hatchet men, the sycophants in the arrogant and lazy media, and the malfunctioning automaton liberal followers to get to the truth.


Ladies and gentlemen, it's my sad duty to inform you that we're being exterminated.


Granted, to the best of my knowledge, no one is being shoved into gas chambers or being forced to dig their own graves in preparation for a bullet in the back of the head. But the extermination of a people doesn't always require violence. Sometimes all you need to do is fundamentally transform a country and voila! We the People become We the Comrades and the American people disappear like the Etruscans.


Modern America is not a place that's united by ethnicity or religion.We are united by the idea of liberty. For example, I am of Italian and Afrikaner heritage on my mother's side and Greek and Jewish on my father's side. Mrs. Absolutely Nobama is 100% Italian, straight from the Old Country (also known as Long Island). Yet,we're both Americans and a zillion percent proud of it. Mr. Patel, the guy who sells me my Skoal and coffee every morning, is 100% American and has a son who wants to join the Marine Corps after high school. My neighbor, Mrs.Quinones, fled Castro's "Worker's Paradise" in the 80's and can't look at picture of Obama without saying communista. (She also makes the world's greatest arroz con pollo.) This story isn't unique, as it's repeated all over the country, nor am I trying brag about being tolerant, the way liberals do. Mr. Patel and Mrs.Quinones aren't personal friends. I'm a wreck without my Skoal and coffee and Mrs. Quinones just happens to live down the hall and likes to share leftovers with her neighbors. We make small talk and interact, not because of some regulation or some feel good law, we're simply fellow citizens trying to make our way in the world, nothing more and nothing less.

We normal people call the above "every day life". The Authoritarian Left calls the above a "weakness to exploit".

You see, the Socialist Dystopians like Dear Leader Obama and his pals Johnny Boehner and Mitch McConman realize that if you destroy and distort the idea of individual liberty, you destroy America. They have every intention of filling Mrs.Quinones' head with ideas that Conservatives hate her because she happens to be from Latin America. They have every intention of taking as much wealth from Mr. Patel as possible, because as Chairman Obama says, at a certain point, he's made enough money and someone else should benefit from his 80 hours a week behind a cash register. And Mrs. Nobama and I are white, married, heterosexual, and gun owners, therefore we're the scum of the earth (which seems be getting cooler by the second) according to the Dystopians.

Every unconstitutional government program whether it's the New Deal, the Not-So-Great Society, or Obamacareless, is not only bankrupting the country at breakneck speed, it's destroying the American people. Every infringement of the Constitution, whether it's forcing Catholic nuns to pay for abortions, attempting to outlaw "assault" weapons, or having the NSA snoop around in your email, the American people are being destroyed. Not physically mind you, but in spirit.

Chris Christie, the bloated RINO governor of New Jersey, once quipped that “We are not a debating society. We are a political operation that needs to win." Not true, fatso. We don't need a political operation to win a damn thing. We need a government that isn't trying to destroy the American people with Smiley Face Genocide.

Who Died And Left The Liberals In Charge, Anyway?

Every time a Conservative does so much as fart, there's always some liberal jackbootlicker there to correct or belittle him. For example: Oh, it smells ? You're a filthy capitalist war monger who ate Taco Bell as illegal alien families are being broken up. Oh, it was warm? You're destroying the environment by causing global warming. (Or is it global cooling? Climate change, perhaps? You and I simply call it "weather", but enough about us normal folk.) Oh, you left a skidmark? That caricature you drew of our Dog Eating Dear Leader Barack Hussein Obama was racist  and the Southern Poverty Law Center will consider you and your underwear an official hate group and rat you out to law enforcement. Oh, you got the Hershey squirts? Don't worry, our shaved Wookie of a First Lady will lecture you about a proper diet (despite the fact that her posterior wouldn't fit in Lesotho) and HUD will make sure your new government approved home, won't be located in a "food desert", but in a carefully engineered diverse community.


And it goes on and on and on....Ad nauseum, worse than watching a speech by Al Snore or Captain Hates America John Kerry in slo-mo after being given a horse tranquilizer.


Now, of course I'm doing what Rush Limbaugh calls "illustrating absurdity by being absurd" and I'm also tearing a page of Bill Maher's playbook by being as disgusting as humanly possible. But as repulsive as the above truly is, it does illuminate one important as hell question:


Who died and left the liberals in charge, anyway?


Now,  please understand, I'm not talking about elections. Elections in themselves don't accurately measure the long term political and social views of the nation. They're merely snapshots, regardless of what the hangers on in the arrogant and lazy media will tell you. For proof, I give you Ronald Reagan and the Indonesian raised Barack Hussein Obama, servant of the Muslim Brotherhood. Reagan stood for limited government, defeating the Soviet Union, and capitalism. The former Barry Soetero believes in bloated, corrupt government, shaking hands and accepting books from communist Latin American dictators, and turning the United States into a Smiley Face Soviet Union. Yet, both were elected by the American people. (Granted, Obama had all kinds of help from the suck-ups in our charlatan media, the Black Panthers, donations from public sector unions and Goldman Sachs. 2008 was so fucking historic, the dead came out in record numbers to vote for the Hopey Changey Comrade.)


As was predictable as another year of mediocre at best Miami Dolphins football, Barack Obama's utopia quickly became a dystopia. Despite shoving a trillion fiat dollars into baseline spending with the Stimulus scam that funded things like Operation Fast and Furious, the economy still sucks and unemployment is still at nightmare levels. Obamacareless is a bigger disaster than anyone could have predicted. And in case anyone forgot (the media certainly has, but I digress), a couple of months ago, our Nobel Peace Prize winning White House Usurper wanted to start World War III in Syria and be on al-Qaeda's side. Many Americans, albeit far too late, realized that the guy who wanted to spread the wealth around was either criminally stupid or an enemy of the Republic that was going to accomplish what the Kaiser, Hitler, the Soviet Union, and Osama bin Laden failed to do--destroy the United States. The social revolution didn't really take off, either. Normal, everyday Americans still hate waiting at the DMV, they're not bragging about their son's homosexual "marriage", they're still showing complete strangers pictures of their grandchildren, not pictures of their daughter's third partial birth abortion, and no one is demanding free contraception at drug stores.


Despite all of the above failure and in the past, with Woodrow Wilson helping to set the stage of World War II with the Treaty of Versailles, the ticking time bombs (A figure of speech, NSA agent. Sit back and drink your coffee. Everything is gonna be all right.) that are Socialist Security, Mediscare, and Medicaid, the War on Poverty creating more poverty, being for segregation before they were against it, midnight basketball, and using fat girls as ash trays, liberals feel they have the right to tell the rest of what to do and think.


And they do. With a wagging finger and a Chris Christie sized ego, no less.


You see, ladies and gentlemen, there is a grave danger in all of this. The philosophy I've outlined above is the philosophy of the vast majority of those who work for the government in non-defense jobs. No, I'm not talking about the parasites in CONgress or the $oros Henchman in Chief. They can always be defeated in theory or they serve their time and get really rich sitting on boards and making speeches for 500k a clip. What I'm talking about are the animals who are more equal than the rest of us--the bloated federal bureaucracy. They make their own laws with financial and criminal penalties. They're buying ammunition. Hell, they're listening to your phone calls and groping you at the airport. The bureaucracy, as Mark Levin brilliantly points out, is not affected by elections. We don't know who they are, but they're doing their best to shove us in Promise Neighborhoods and make decisions with with Environmental Justice in mind.


Who died and left the liberals in charge? I think I have the answer. Our Liberty, our precious Liberty, has been slowly murdered by the Progressive Movement ever since it slithered out of the primordial ooze of failed European political theory.

Nelson Mandela Is Burning In Hell! Awesome!

It's not a stretch of the imagination to say that the United States of America is on the edge of complete and total economic, political, and social disaster. The socialist scam known as Obamacare is ravaging the economy and destroying the greatest healthcare system in the world. The NSA is spying on American citizens instead of Islamonazi terrorists. The Infernal Revenue Service has become the Democrat Party's personal Gestapo, harassing the political enemies of the unholy Obama Regime. Homosexual "marriage" is being pushed down the throats of the American people by commie liberal judicial oligarchs who would sooner use the Constitution as toilet paper than actually defend it, as they have sworn to do. And oh yes, before I forget, the limp-wristed Republican't "leadership" in CONgress is either collaborating the the National Socialist Left, or too stupid to see what's going on. (At this stage of the game, does the reason why even matter anymore? The damage is done and may very well be permanent.)


To say following today's news sucks would be the understatement of the year.


Then, a magical, wonderful thing happened. Nelson Mandela dropped dead and got a one way ticket straight to Hell where he belongs.


You see, ladies and gentlemen, despite what the lapdogs in our arrogant and useless media will tell you, Nelson Mandela was the absolute scum of the earth. He allied himself with the murderous Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. He trained in terrorist camps in Algeria. He thought Fidel Castro and Yasser Arafat were righteous dudes. He founded the Umkhonto we Sizwe, or "Spear of The Nation" terrorist group. Mandela's African National Congress (ANC) also ran "reeducation camps" in Angola, Tanzania, and Uganda that would have made Pol Pot jealous. As the president of South Africa, he did nothing to stop the farm attacks that have claimed countless Afrikaner lives and had all kinds of fun singing "Shoot the Farmer, Kill the Boer."


I know there will be those who credit Mandela with ending apartheid in South Africa and this couldn't be further from the truth. Mandela didn't give a damn about liberating anyone, he just wanted his Xhosa tribe to dominate South Africa's government. If you don't believe me, you can always ask the Zulus of the Inkatha Freedom Party (an American-style Conservative party of the Zulu Nation) who survived the ANC's vicious attacks in the 1990's. Their crime? The Inkatha Freedom Party wanted independence for the Zulu tribe and didn't believe that violence was necessary to end apartheid, since the vast majority South African whites (the only people allowed by the ruling National Party to vote at the time) wanted it gone. Just like segregation in the American South, apartheid was a government institution, not a social one. (Apartheid was originally started in South Africa by labor unions to keep non-union blacks out of the gold and diamond mines. In other words, it has the same origin American labor unions do.)


The bottom line is this, gang: This is not my Martin Bashir moment. Everything I've written above can easily confirmed with a nifty little journalism tool I like to call "Bing". (With enough patient supervision, even a "reporter" from the New York Slimes could have found it.) Nelson Mandela had no right whatsoever to die with the comfort of  top-notch medical care that is denied to most South Africans despite the fact that it's a right guaranteed by the South African constitution (that Ruth Vader Ginsburg thinks is better than the US Constitution). He should have been executed for his crimes, just like any other mass murdering pig.

Stupid Is As Republican't Does

Fellow Conservatives, the time has come. The time has come to free ourselves from the lackluster idiocy of the Republican't party and go our own way. The time has come to tell the political operatives like Tokyo Rove to shove it. The time has come to turn off FOX Snooze once and for all. The time has come to tell the crony capitalists on Wall Street to earn a living in an actual free market instead of leeching off the besieged American taxpayer.

In short, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a third party. It's time for a third party that understands freedom. It's time for a third party that respects the Constitution. It's time for a third party that understands that only when individuals make their own choices and live their own lives, can America rise again from the depths it has sunken to.

To illustrate this point, let's take a look at a breathtakingly stupid remark from the Weeper of the House, Johnny Boehner:

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"We want to repeal Obamacare and replace it with patient-centered healthcare."

 http://cnsnews.com/news/article/barbara-boland/boehner-we-want-repeal-obamacare


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Despite the fact that government run health care is collapsing all around us, with trillion dollar deficits, war wounded veterans told to go to hell, and a website written in BASIC by Canadian flim-flam artists, the highest ranking member of the Republican party in CONgress wants play statist mastermind (H/T Mark Levin) and create his own dystopian (and blantantly unconstitutional, regardless of what John Roberts thinks) healthcare system.

I don't know if this is sheer ignorance or willing collaboration with Chairman Obama and His Merry Band of Fascists, nor do I give a damn. There simply isn't enough time to ponder that anymore. The country is dying of a stab wound in the back. Yes, the Dhimmicrats did all the stabbing, but it was the Republican'ts who handed them the knife when they folded and funded  Aktion T-4...I mean, Obamacare. In other words, in a perfect world where career politicians could be tried for passing laws that were blatantly in violation of the Constitution, the prisoner's dock would be bipartisan.

Yes, I'm fully aware that there were those like Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Mike Lee, and a small handful of others who fought the good fight against Obamacare. They should be commended. But let's face it, gang, they never had a chance. They were badly outnumbered, with enemies like the Mensheviks in the Republican't party, the Bolsheviks in the Allahu Akbar party, and the misery pimps in the arrogant and lazy media surrounding them.


The bottom line is this: The United States of America is on the edge political, economic, and social disaster. It's pretty obvious that Republican't party is no position to save the day, and to be perfectly blunt and honest, it has no desire to do so.

If that isn't reason enough to form a third party, I don't know what is.


To the NSA agent reading this post: My name is Alan Levy. Not only do I approve of this message, I wrote it.

“We want to repeal Obamacare and replace it with patient-centered healthcare.” - See more at: http://cnsnews.com/news/article/barbara-boland/boehner-we-want-repeal-obamacare#sthash.Tuu8Lq0O.dpuf

“We want to repeal Obamacare and replace it with patient-centered healthcare.” - See more at: http://cnsnews.com/news/article/barbara-boland/boehner-we-want-repeal-obamacare#sthash.Tuu8Lq0O.dpuf

“We want to repeal Obamacare and replace it with patient-centered healthcare.” - See more at: http://cnsnews.com/news/article/barbara-boland/boehner-we-want-repeal-obamacare#sthash.Tuu8Lq0O.dpuf

“We want to repeal Obamacare and replace it with patient-centered healthcare.” - See more at: http://cnsnews.com/news/article/barbara-boland/boehner-we-want-repeal-obamacare#sthash.Tuu8Lq0O.dpuf

"It's The Law Of The Land!" And Other Annoying Crap

There are many things that annoy me in this world. I get really annoyed when people point with their middle finger. I easily lose my patience when some lackwit tries to explain to me that legalizing marijuana would pay off the national debt. And of course, it really fries my bacon when some maggot infested liberal commie pig wearing an unwashed Che t-shirt calls himself an American.

As highly annoying as the above is, there is something that is slowly but surely becoming even more aggravating. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the phrase: "It's the law of the land", especially when it's used by career politicians and the useless cable news talking heads who enable them to defend Boehner/McConnell/Obummercare or to rip Conservatives like Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Mike Lee, and Louie Gohmert a new one for daring to attempt to live up to their oath of office.

I don't want to get into a lengthy discussion about how only the Constitution is the law of the land. I know that and you know that. (And if you don't know that, blame your civics teacher who thought her union membership was more important than teaching you.) It's a matter of fact, kind of like two and two makes four and there's no such thing as "climate change".

What I do want to discuss is how dangerous that wretched statement is.

You see, when hacks like Harry Reid and Juan McLame say "It's the law of the land", they're not talking about defending Boehner/McConnell/Obummercare, regardless of how much they tell you how that they care about the uninsured, "bipartisanship", and all the rest of their political buzzwords. After all, none of them have read all 2700 pages, and even if they did, none of them would have a snowball's chance in Hell to understand it. (Look at the IRA's favorite CONgress critter Peter King, just to toss a name out there. He takes off his shoes to count to ten.) What they're defending is the power they've grabbed for themselves. Basically, they now operate under the assumption that any law they pass is now carved on two stone tablets, totally unalterable by man. In other words, they're building what Mark Levin calls "a soft tyranny".

Then there's Will McAvoy...er, uh, Bill O'Reilly (I get the two confused since they're so alike.) and the rest of the mentally challenged hangers-on in the Cable Snooze circuit actively pushing this propaganda. Whether they're being "Fair and Balanced" or doing their best to "Lean Forward", they're helping to set what's left of the Constitution on fire. In some cases, like with Ed "The Red" Schultz and all the rest of the miscreants at PMSNBC, this is intentional. In other cases, like the McAvoy Factor on FOX, the host simply doesn't know any better and doesn't care to know any better. (O'Reilly... McAvoy...You say "tomato" I say "tomato".)

Here's the bottom line, gang. We're on the edge of complete economic, political, and social disaster. The Boehner/McConnell/Obummercare fiasco shows that the Republic is on life support, waiting for the death panels to put it out of its misery.

Fuck you GOP, Fuck You.

I hate to be rude, I hate to be crass, but you know what, ladies and gentlemen, I've had it. I am sick and damn tired of of voting for a party that mocks me, torments me, and worst of all, collaborates with the fascist pigs in the Democrat party to destroy The United States of America in the name of "bipartisanship".

In short, I no longer consider myself a member of the Republican't party. I'm done. The GOP can go fuck themselves. I have had more than my share of being the political world's version of a Cubs fan, always waiting to the next election, only to heartbroken by an inevitable collapse, just like the one we saw today when the Weeper of the House Johnny Boehner surrendered and gave Hugo Hussein Obama damn near unlimited power by pissing away The House's power of the purse .


I don't know about you dear reader, but I absolutely refuse to support a political party that doesn't share my love for this country and its founding. I absolutely refuse to vote for slimy corporatists and crony capitalists who will back any law, cut any corner, and stab their own mothers in the back to keep their Wall Street masters happy. I absolutely refuse to vote for a party that, for the most part, is completely  indistinguishable from the National Socialists in the Democrat party.


From here on out, I will NEVER vote GOP EVER again unless that individual is cut from same cloth as Ted Cruz. Mike Lee, Rand Paul, Louie Gohmert, and a few precious others. So, in my case, when Marco Rubio (who in all fairness did stand with Cruz against Obamacareless, but at the same time wants to import Democrats from Mexico) is up for reelection in 2016, I'll be voting for either the Libertarian candidate, the Constitution Party's candidate, or who knows, the Rent is Too Damn High Party's candidate. When Rick Scott, another spineless blob of wet cardboard who pissed himself at the moment of truth when it came to Obamacareless begs for my vote, I'll give him the same treatment I'm giving to Rubio: A vote someone else, anyone else. When the RNC comes begging for my hard earned money, the only thing they'll get from me is a picture of me extending my middle finger.


I know there will be some who will say by doing this I will only be empowering the goosesteppers in the Democrat party. That's a load of bollocks, to shamelessly rip off Gordon Ramsay. It's pretty obvious voting for the Republican't party does that and does it spades. (Yes, I said "spades". Spades! Spades! Spades!)


Fuck you, GOP. Fuck you.